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Texas Cheerleader Warehouse Massacre

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(This piece is a write up of a wonderful game of When The End Comes run by the inimitable Tenzin they did a fabulous job running the game. If you can sit at a table with them, do it. This is all fictional and none of these events actually occurred.) Texas Cheerleader Warehouse Massacre By Pamela Myers Manson, Gacy, Bundy, The Splinter Siblings. Infamous names in the annals of depraved crimes. Alice and Arthur Splinter committed over 50 murders during their killing spree in Kalgary in the late 1990’s. Now, on Halloween in 2022, a grim copy of their work was perpetrated at the local Mallwart Warehouse in the seemingly quiet Cedar Hill district on the outskirts of our beloved city. A total of 10 dead in a grisly killing spree mimicking the crimes of the Splinters almost perfectly. Perfect except that two victims survived. Their names have been kept out of the public eye to protect their privacy as they heal from the horrific trauma inflicted upon them. Police believe that 20 year

The Pit I Was Born In

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     My name is Lisa Cole. I grew up in Asheville, North Carolina in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Everyone always looks at that place and talks about how beautiful it is. But it’s not beautiful. It’s ugly. It’s a shiny piece of candy pumped full of poison. For most of my life it was a goddamn pit that I was born in and I thought that I would never get out of there while I was alive.      I was thirty two years old. I worked as a CNA, a certified nursing assistant. My mom was a CNA before me. She used to say that she was a certified shit wiper. Because that is what it is. If you work in a place like Carolina Cove, where wealthy retirees end up spending the remainder of their lives, you end up wiping the asses of people who have had more opportunity and money than you can ever dream of as they endure the indignities of old age and impending death. My mom worked at one of the less posh nursing homes in the county and eventually just clutched her chest and died after an overnight sh