Texas Cheerleader Warehouse Massacre

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(This piece is a write up of a wonderful game of When The End Comes run by the inimitable Tenzin they did a fabulous job running the game. If you can sit at a table with them, do it. This is all fictional and none of these events actually occurred.)



Texas Cheerleader Warehouse Massacre
By Pamela Myers

Manson, Gacy, Bundy, The Splinter Siblings. Infamous names in the annals of depraved crimes. Alice and Arthur Splinter committed over 50 murders during their killing spree in Kalgary in the late 1990’s. Now, on Halloween in 2022, a grim copy of their work was perpetrated at the local Mallwart Warehouse in the seemingly quiet Cedar Hill district on the outskirts of our beloved city. A total of 10 dead in a grisly killing spree mimicking the crimes of the Splinters almost perfectly. Perfect except that two victims survived. Their names have been kept out of the public eye to protect their privacy as they heal from the horrific trauma inflicted upon them.

Police believe that 20 year old Monetta Wilkinson, an inventory specialist with Mallwart had a psychotic break and began killing people with all manner of housewares found within the crippled facility. Psychologists theorize that work place stress, a drug habit, and the black out caused by the Halloween night storm caused her to snap and act out her fascination with true crime in real life. Monetta had been a cheerleader in High School and moved up to Kalgary to work after an undisclosed incident back home in Dallas, Texas. The daughter of oil tycoon Sid Wilkinson and philanthropist Lauren Wilkinson, Monetta had lived a life of privilege. One of her victims, local internet celebrity Graham “G-wizzle” Wellington IV, met his end in a brave attempt to stop the Texas Cheerleader’s murder spree. She killed him with an industrial pizza cutter. Other victims died at her hands that fateful Halloween night until one of the survivors of Monetta’s reign of terror, a brave forklift operator, ran her over. Assuring that she would join her perverse idols, the Splinter siblings, in ignominious death.
Now Kalgary and the Mallwart family will begin to heal after this terrible tragedy. The night of the Texas Cheerleader Warehouse Massacre.

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